(I work for the city government and received this call the day after Halloween.)
Customer: “The garbage collectors didn’t take all my garbage this morning. They left my pumpkin.”
Me: “Well, sir, where did you leave the pumpkin for collection?”
Customer: “In my recycling bin.”
Me: “Well, that’s why they didn’t take it. You need to put it in your garbage can.”
Customer: “But you can recycle a pumpkin!”
Me: “Sir, what do you think they are going to recycle your pumpkin into?”
Customer: “PIE!”
Customer: “Can I have a sample of this doughnut?”
Me: “Sorry, no.”
Customer: “But you used to give them out! Why can’t I get one?”
Me: “Yeah, that was a long time ago. Now we only give it to children.”
(The customer squats down a bit.)
Customer: “I’m twelve. Can I have a sample?”
Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get out?”
Me: “The door is right over there, ma’am.”
Customer: “Yes, but it’s not opening.”
Me: “It isn’t an automatic door.”
Customer: “So, how do I get out?”
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